Fuckathon

Fuck this.
Fuck this wondering. Fuck this trying and trying. Fuck this belief that two people can become one ideal. Fuck this helplessness. Fuck this waiting for something to happen that probably won’t ever happen.
— David Levithan

I am not a prude and I am not easily shocked, but I am fed up with nincompoops who cannot utter three words without saying “fuck”. This is fuckingly annoying!

Parroting is the sign of an underdeveloped mind and if you are an idiot, there is no need to advertise it. On the other hand, if you are addicted to the “fuck” sound and cannot kick the habit, try at least to vary your vocabulary by using similarly sounding words. And there are plenty of them rhyming with “fuck”.

For instance, you could use any the following: buck, duck, luck, muck, puck, suck, tuck, yuck. They are all honest English four-letter words capable to satisfy your sleazy instincts, and they all sound right.

So now, you have no excuse for using that worn out, overused, recycled, warmed-over term. English has a large vocabulary and is a very adaptable language. New words can be coined every day without any problem. If you are not satisfied with the existing words, create your own… something like the brilliant “Trumpism” “covfefe”.

You don’t want to be a mere follower, do you? You want to be a pioneer, an innovator, a leader. Don’t be like a crass rapper who fills his angry diatribes with obscenities simply to be noticed.

If you need some inspiration to be creatively angry, simply watch the news on TV. There is enough stuff out there to make Buddha (“one who is awake”) loose his cool.

To be a leader instead of a sheep, discard the “monkey sees, monkey does” philosophy and dare to be different.

Dare to be polite and compassionate. Use soothing words like blessed, delicious, divine, golden, heavenly…

You will have to admit that “bless you” is a cut above “fuck you” and that “this heavenly thing” sounds more palatable than “this fucking thing”.

Dare to be cleverly different. It is way smarter than to be a vulgar parrot.

Alain

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