Street philosophy

  • « Only Satan can grant man the faculty of expelling smoke through his mouth »
  • It is not children on the back seats who create accidents, but accidents on the back seats that create children.
  • You should not be afraid of horses under the hood, but of asses behind the wheel.
  • “Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.” Woody Allen
  • Cash flow: the movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.
  • If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
  • Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
    That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
  • If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
  • A closed mouth gathers no foot.
  • Generally speaking, you aren’t learning much when your lips are moving.
  • Atheism is a non‑prophet organization.
  • Attorney: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
    Witness: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
  • Sign in a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the women who are employed to clean the rooms.
    Hello DSK!

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