Swan story

IMG_3423I drive to the Las Gallinas Valley Sanitary District almost daily to mix pleasure with business fitness.

I usually walk about 2 or 3 kilometers around one or two of the four ponds to look at the wildlife and take some pictures.
The ponds are hosting a variety of large birds including Canadian geese, ducks, herons, snowy egrets, gulls, pelicans, and an assortment of small birds.

Originally the geese mainly interested me. I have always been intrigued by the way they communicate (very noisily) before taking flight and during flight.
I would be very curious to know what they are saying. Are they arguing or chatting?

But lately I have been captivated by a couple of swans.
You cannot miss them. They are snow-white and they are the largest birds in the area. They are also the only couple of their kind.

According to Wikipedia, adults typically weigh between 15-30 lbs. (I would say more like 30) and their wingspan ranges from 185 to 250 cm (6 ft. to 8 ft.).

“Swans often mate for life, and both parents participate in raising their young, but primarily the female incubates the eggs.
Most pair bonds are formed when swans are 5 to 7 years old, although some pairs do not form until they are nearly 20 years old.”

Like all the people walking the trails, I have been watching them with interest.

They built a large nest on the embankment of one of the ponds and the female has been incubating for quite some time.

She practically never left the nest. I wonder how she feeds herself?
The incubation period lasts about a month and all the nature lovers have been anxiously waiting for the birth of the cygnets.

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And a few days ago, to everybody’s delight, they appeared!
Nine of them. They almost immediately took to the water; fluffy little balls bobbing like corks and huddling very close to the mother.
They have been more photographed and filmed than movie stars on the Red Carpet!

IMG_3445Swans are very territorial and can be very aggressive when they feel that their babies are threatened.
And an angry swan rising above the water and flapping his six feet wings can be very intimidating. Few creatures dare to challenge them.

Some humans by the way could learn some valuable lessons watching these dedicated parents.
And I have yet to see a swan using a cell phone while piloting his family.

Alain

Open Sesame

It may sound paranoid, but with hackers lurking in every corner of the Web, you have to take Internet security extremely seriously.

If you want to safeguard your data you need to lock it up. And in cyberspace you do this by using passwords (strings of widely different unrelated characters).
But there are locks and there are locks, and some are ridiculously easy to pick.

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Some passwords (undoubtedly created in a weed haze) like 123456, password, qwerty, Iloveyou, baseball, dragon, football, monkey, letmein, abc123, 111111 provide laughable protection against intruders.
With passwords like this, a first grade hacker could infiltrate your system within minutes.

 

To maximize the buoyancy of your cyber vessel you must divide it into watertight compartments and bulkheads and you want to use a different password for all the sites you do business with.

If an intruder can get hold of one of your passwords, it should not give him carte blanche to visit and loot all your accounts.

I am painfully aware of computer security and I use no less than 92 different (12 digits) passwords in my daily routines.
Sigh…

But managing passwords can be a real challenge, especially when you have to update them on a regular basis.
You need to carefully track your passwords and put on paper any change you make, including the date you do it.

If you want to be ultra safe, you could also encrypt your data.
On a Mac, you would use the FireVault feature to do this.

When FileVault is enabled the system invites the user to create a master password for the computer. If a user password is forgotten, the master password or recovery key may be used to decrypt the files instead.

It sounds pretty straightforward but it is not. Before encrypting your files, make pretty damn sure that your write down the master password and the recovery Key (24 digits). Otherwise you will be in Big Poopoo.

But the password system is cumbersome and obsolete.
We need something simpler and more secure to navigate the Internet.

I think that the Next Big Thing is going to be a system that identifies you quickly and accurately as the legitimate owner of an account, without going to the trouble of entering a complicated password each time you go online.

What is it going to be? Retina scanning? Voice recognition?
Chi lo sa?

But the guy (or the guyette) who can make it happen is going to be amply rewarded.

Kids, start coding! There is gold is them thar hills!

In the meantime, use 12 digits passwords whenever you use a credit card to purchase something online.
And please, unless you like to suffer, forget “letmein” or “Iloveyou”.

Alain

Laughter therapy

Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.
Mark Twain

Totally agree with you mister Clemens!
Laughter (except maybe for the Roman Gladius sword) is the best defensive and offensive weapon of all times.
It is also the best shield against intolerance and narrow-mindedness. And Heavens knows that we need that!

It is difficult to prevent people from laughing, but some prigs will try it.
Bülent Arınç (a “mildly Islamic” Turkish politician) thinks that Turkish women must remain “decent” and “not laugh uproariously in public”.
WTF dude? Threatened by the weaker sex? Phooey! Double phooey!

Let’s not forget that laughter is therapeutic. And Instead of prescribing an ever-increasing array of horse pills, doctors should offer Nitrous oxide (laughing gas) or ten straight episodes of Seinfeld to their patients. It would be cheaper and more effective than those bloody pills.

A German asks a Mexican if they have any Jews in Mexico. The Mexican says, “Sí señor, we have orange jews, apple jews, and grape jews!”

Didn’t you chuckle? Of course you did! And don’t you feel better? Of course you do!
I suspect that people who don’t laugh are permanently constipated.

To stop conflicts you should make people laugh.
For instance Sunnis and Shias are slaughtering each other for some obscure reason.
If one Sunni comedian could perform in front of a bunch of Shias and make them laugh, much bloodshed could be avoided.
Or, he could kill them all with laughter.

Laughter is also very appealing.

Marilyn Monroe radiant“If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything.”
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I believe that Norma Jean. You don’t have to ply a woman with drinks and precious stones to seduce her. Just make her laugh and she is yours.

To sum it up, laugh whenever you can. Laugh at everybody and everything. Nothing is sacred. If it is, for goodness sake, quickly desacralize it with laughter.

Alain

Thank you to Carolina Jones for providing me with the following video:

https://youtu.be/jLI6VA40oUs