Since time immemorial, one of the great problems facing menfolk has always been the delicate task of wife schooling.
Because like puppies, wives need to be trained.
Many have warned me that it is not an easy undertaking, but experts say that it can be done.
At the beginning of a formalized relationship, wives are close to perfection (or so it seems), but as time goes by, they adopt a more relaxed attitude and their behavior can become erratic, bordering sometimes on the lunatic.
For a man, there is no question that cupboards should remain shut, kitchen counters clean, daily used utensils settled in permanent niches, and bras and panties not lollygagging around the bathroom.
When this fails to happen, it is obvious that corrective action needs to be taken.
Two methods are available: discipline training or rewards training.
I tried to discipline my wife, but it didn’t work.
I spanked her a few times, but she seemed to enjoy it. No good.
A few days ago, I was watching a documentary about Border collie training and I noticed that the handler had a little pouch hooked to his belt.
Each time the puppy did something right, the trainer dug into his pouch and offered him a treat.
The puppy wagged his tail approvingly.
So here is the god-sent solution.
First of all, you need to determine what kind of treat your wife likes.
It could be French pastry, caviar or smoked oysters, but for practical purposes you should pick something solid.
Mine likes chocolate. So chocolate it will be.
Here is the Modus Operandi:
I will fill up the little pouch with chocolate tidbits, and each time she does something right I will feed her a morsel.
I might have to spend a fortune on chocolate, but it is an experiment worth trying.
Animal trainers have been raving about this system for a long time.
I don’t see why this would not work with housewives.
To be continued…