It goes without saying that in the civilized world, almost everybody carries, or even sleeps with a smartphone. But how well do you know your bedmate? Probably not well enough.
“A new survey out says 64 percent of Americans own a smartphone. This is interesting because, in a related survey, 100 percent of smartphones say they own an American.” ~ Jimmy Fallon
Contrary to what some old fogies are thinking, a smartphone is not just a fancy cell phone. It is a powerful little device that can do (almost) anything… providing that you know how to do it. Regrettably, many middle-aged individuals are limited to basic functions such as calling, texting, or watching videos.
“Smartphones can relay patients’ data to hospital computers in a continuous stream. Doctors can alter treatment regimens remotely, instead of making patients come in for a visit.” ~ Charles C. Mann
If you want to know more about your smartphone, ask your grandkids. They graduated in “Phonomics” as early as the Second Grade and can instruct you on all the things that you didn’t know or were afraid to ask.
Despite their sometimes limited grasp of traditional skills like writing or arithmetic, children exhibit remarkable proficiency when handling a smartphone. I also believe that future generations will evolve with elongated thumbs, the primary digits used for smartphone interactions.
Inspired by this notion, I’ve entertained the idea of launching a special venture. By pairing tech-savvy youngsters with smartphone innocents, we could facilitate private tutoring sessions aimed at enlightening uninformed citizens. For a modest fee, adults could benefit from personalized instruction, while children would contribute to a mutually enriching experience.
So, keep the little tykes away from mischief and put them to work to earn their keep.
Alain
“To be honest, I think cell phones were invented by the devil.” Joe Hill
