XXX Holidays

The holiday season is upon us and every merchant in town will try his best to outsmart the competition. Innovation has always been the key to success, and to upstage rivals one needs to come up with something new and exciting. To achieve that goal, some people don’t hesitate to cross boundaries.

This morning I went to my regular watering hole for a cup of java. I first noticed the new paper cups and yes, they looked different. Not great, but somewhat festive.

I ordered a café latte and carried it outside, to the terrace. After taking a sip of my beverage, I suddenly noticed the creamy design at the surface of the liquid. It looked a little unusual; different but somewhat familiar.

I don’t know if it is my smutty imagination, but upon looking at the design, a rather risqué image popped into my mind. My first reaction was “no they would not do that” but then I started wondering.

Baristas” all over the world have become creative and have started to decorate their beverages with flowery little designs. So, why wouldn’t a saucy wench spice up the holidays with her own erotic version of that practice?

Pioneers, women in particular, have always struggled to break through. They have been at the forefront of the sexual revolution and have made great strides forward.

“We like to pioneer, we like to explore, we like to go down dark alleys and see what’s on the other side.” Jeff Bezos

Femen activists especially have gone to battle bare-chested to make their point. So why wouldn’t a woman introduce a contemporary design in her line of work?

In the 1800s a woman dared to show a bare ankle and almost caused a riot. Today we have miniskirts and nobody blinks an eye!

Women are often gutsier than men and willing to take bigger risks. If you look at the Oscars’ Red Carpet, you certainly noticed that some women are practically nude under the flimsiest outfits ever seen. Is anybody howling their disapproval?

So, even if I am wrong, here is a great idea to get tongues wagging and increase sales. This innovative coffee design could go mainstream and take the country by storm.

Happy holidays coffee aficionados!

Alain

PS: A good sense of humor is a prerequisite to read that blog 

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