Don’t get me wrong, I like kids, but standard issue, ordinary, normal kids.
I don’t like smart aleck kids!
They grow up to be smart aleck adults (like the Bieber and Cyrus freaks) with an inflated ego and a phenomenal annoyance factor.
Smart aleck kids are worse than smart alecks adult because they are supposed to be cute. But cute they are not. Annoying yes, but not cute.
And yet, you see the little buggers all over television land and every kid aspires to be like them. And they are getting younger and younger.
A few years ago a smart aleck kid was a pre-teenager. Today we have smart aleck babies.
This is becoming ridiculous. It’s got to stop!
It’s got to stop because it is not funny and it is perpetuating a myth.
Smart aleck kids don’t exist! They are just a Hollywood fabrication, and deprived of a script, they are nothing more than midgets with half the brain and the thinking power of an adult.
All this non-sense is harmful, because after a while, the kids start to believe their scripts and think that they can outsmart people with a fully developed brain.
Only in totalitarian countries and in the animal world are smart-aleck kids treated with common sense.
In totalitarian countries, when they misbehave they are sent to “re-education” camps to cure them from their delusions. If this does not work, they are shot with anti-aircraft guns.
And don’t believe for a minute that an adult lion would take a lip from a smart aleck cub. A good roar and a smack across the face will quickly show the kid who is boss.
So once and for all, let’s shun all the SAKs wherever they are. Nefarious myths have got to be fought and destroyed. For those who still doubt, juvenile detention centers are full of smart-aleck kids who refused to believe that they not any smarter than adult people.
Smart aleck kids grow up with a sense of entitlement.
But the world is full of failed children actors who could not make it in an adult world.
So, if you are burdened by a smart-aleck kid, there are plenty of detox centers that (for a small rather large fee) will be glad to straighten out your brat.
It is well worth the investment.
I am pretty sure that the present Republican standard bearer was a smart-aleck kid. Now as a smart-aleck adult he is an embarrassment to the United States.
Is that what you want for your own whippersnapper?
Alain
What is worse than a smart-aleck kid? A dumb kid with a smart phone.