Office workers make the best husbands. When they come home they are not tired and they already read the paper.
Ugliness is superior to beauty, because it lasts longer.
If you want to make a living, you have got to work. If you want to become rich, you need to find something else. Alphonse Karr.
A bore is a person, who continuously talks about himself, when I want to talk about myself. Sacha Guitry.
If you don’t go to people’s funerals, they won’t come to yours. Anonymous.
A jury is a group of twelve people of average intelligence, united by chance, who has to decide who (the accused or the victim) has the better lawyer. Herbert Spencer.
A bad experience is more valuable than a good advice.
If somebody licks your boots, give him a good kick before he starts biting you. Paul Valery.
After the Gladiator fights were abolished, Christians invented conjugal life.
Why should you waste your time contradicting a woman ? It is much simpler to wait until she changes her mind. Jean Anouilh.
