Hello, my young friends! Uncle Alain here, ready to sprinkle some wisdom on your unrealistic expectations.
Let’s talk movies, for example… Yes, they can be fun, flashy, full of car chases, and kisses galore. But let’s not kid ourselves— bad movies are like candy: syrupy, addictive… and fattening…
Take parking, for example. In movies, our hero zooms through traffic and finds a parking spot right in front of his objective. In real life? The likelihood of such a miracle in a cosmopolitan city is practically nil… unless you are a VIP… or own the block. It would be far more believable to have this person dropped off by a cab. Or just… walk in. Yes, some people still do that.
Movies often depict characters performing great feats of strength or agility that defy the laws of gravity. I would not recommend imitating any of those tricks before getting some serious practice… and health insurance. The likelihood of a serious mishap is as obvious as a full moon. James Bond is invulnerable… and interchangeable. You are not. Give some thought to the idea before jumping off the first floor of a building to escape your irate mother.
In reality, if you sprain an ankle, you’ll be waiting in Urgent Care until the next ice age. And if this happens during a weekend, be courteous! Don’t call doctors at inconvenient times… It is really bad form. I will share a little secret with you. On weekends, qualified doctors generally go into hiding until Monday.
In rom-com movies, everybody is always smiling, and there is always a happy ending. Life is a tidbit more demanding than that, my little friends. I think that anybody dreaming of matrimony ought to take a special course to make sure that you and your inamorata are on the same wavelength.
In this respect, I think that arranged Indian marriages are more lucid and realistic than Hollywood fabrications. In-laws are always wise and caring. And anyway, I prefer Bollywood dancing to square dancing …
Movies are a powerful form of storytelling that can entertain, inspire, and educate. However, children need to understand that what they see on screen is almost always a twisted version of reality.
Children listen to me! Don’t ever believe what you see in movies! – They are facades made of cardboard. Instead, enjoy some creative and imaginative experiences while making a clear distinction between fantasy and reality.
And let’s be sensible… on Christmas night, Santa Claus doesn’t travel in a reindeer sleigh… Too far-fetched! As grown-ups know, he uses a fancy drone equipped with a powerful GPS. It makes way more sense, doesn’t it? Don’t believe what you see in movies… or even freshly minted documents such as this one.
Happy to be of service, kids!
Uncle Alain