Damn, damn, damn you pesky media. This thousand eyes monster is everywhere, and it is annoyingly scrutinizing everything you do. You cannot anymore fight a good old-fashioned war like it was done in the past, because everything you do is recorded and made public. There out to be a law against that, don’t you think? It is immoral! Wars you should know, are not made for public consumption… Just for a select few who can afford it.
And the young conscripts thrown into the war don’t show the same enthusiasm as their elders. Many are saying that their hearts are not in it. They say that they were misled, lied to… They don’t want a war with their Slavic brothers. Can you imagine the nerves of these ignorant people?
And the media, the ubiquitous green-eyed monster, is responsible for this state of affairs. These fearless fools will even risk their own lives to capture the gore of the ongoing conflict. Don’t they know that wars are an X-rated business not suitable for all audiences? It is full of blood and destruction and could badly traumatize some sensitive people.
Where the hell is the old-fashion censure to camouflage and embellish all these abominable actions? There are underaged children in the audience for chrissake…
But the pesky media does not want to listen. The public has the right to know they say… Aren’t they aware that “Toutes les vérités ne sont pas bonnes à dire » (not all truths are good to tell)?
And all these gruesome films and images have a negative effect on patriotic people… These malicious reports could even alter the course of the war and force it to stop. Absolutely unthinkable!
Big Tech companies are also to blame for this. They have developed these incredibly sophisticated devices that can film or photograph anything from a very long distance. Even from space. They have made it too easy for anybody to spy on what ought to remain very secret.
In conclusion…
Thank you magnificent bastards for keeping us clear-eyed and informed about all the evils happening on our fragile little planet. Without your nosiness, some people might be tempted to blow it up.
Keep looking, digging, and pointing your fingers at the warmongers.
Alain