Afternoon delight in Lamorinda

Jackie Hackett

Last Saturday was a sunny but rather chilly day in Marin, especially in the late afternoon when the sun retreats behind the Civic Center building. This didn’t prevent some pétanque devotees from showing up and practicing their favorite game.

According to the experts, Pétanque is good for the body and equally good for the soul. So, my lubovnitsa and I go to the local field on a regular basis to play a few games and keep in touch and enquire about AWOL friends.

People are creatures of habit and can easily fall into a dull routine, doing the same things and seeing the same people day after day. So, on Sunday, my friend Jean-Claude Bunand and I decided to have an afternoon delight by going to a fabled place called Lamorinda

According to another friend (who shall remain nameless), it is an area where the sun always shines, populated by friendly half-naked natives; they will invite you without any chichi to their tables, games, and tepees.
Who could resist such an invite?

After a 45 minutes ride, we arrived at the Promised Land around 1:30 PM. Everybody was having lunch and we were greeted enthusiastically by the natives. We were offered flowery leis, food, drinks, and some gold ingots by the local vahines. We were also invited to participate in a few games with them.

We gratefully accepted and played a few matches with the friendly natives. After a little while, due to a (permanent) grumpy back, I stopped playing and concentrated on memorializing this event for our grandchildren. Armed with Sneaky Pete (my discreet little camera) I spent about an hour documenting the feats of the natives. They were good and photogenic, but definitely younger than our own aging arthritic members.

To quote an unknown philosopher, age is no big deal, “but the side-effects are getting harder to ignore.”I can vouch for that.

Around 4:30 pm, most of the regulars had left and we decided to do the same thing.

A particular group of six though was not about to quit and continued playing. According to the legend, they play until dark or until they drop to the ground from exhaustion. Some people stay behind to carry the limp bodies to their cars.

To summarize, it was an afternoon delight, spent with the extremely friendly natives. If someday, you wonder what to do, I recommend Lamorinda, the magic land across the Bay where the sun and the skirted natives are always hot and friendly.

When you go there, tell them Alain sent you.

Alain

PS: Click on “My photos” to feast your eyes on the friendly natives.

A new car is like a new girlfriend

I have owned my present car for almost a year now, and it still feels like a new romance.

It is good-looking, smart, responsive… and much trendier than my previous vehicle. It sports of course a sophisticated navigation system, with multiple icons… but they are not always straightforward.

Relationships are notoriously tricky, and a smart guy should learn quickly what button to push to please his new girlfriend. But unfortunately, it looks like I am not that clever, and I am still a little overwhelmed by all those buttons.

So, being kind of nerdy, I turned to ChatGPT for advice and asked What is the best way to deal with a new girlfriend?”And this is what my technical mentor suggested:

  1. Communication is key: The most important aspect of any relationship is communication. Talk to your girlfriend openly and honestly about your feelings, expectations, and concerns. Listen to her as well and try to understand her perspective.
  2. Be yourself: Don’t try to be someone you’re not just to impress your girlfriend. Be true to yourself and let her get to know the real you.
  3. Respect her boundaries: Everyone has their boundaries, so make sure to respect your girlfriend’s. If she’s not comfortable with something, don’t push her.
  4. Be supportive: Show your girlfriend that you care about her and her goals. Be there to support her in her endeavors and help her when she needs it.
  5. Have fun: Enjoy spending time with your girlfriend and create happy memories together. Do things you both enjoy and try new things together.

OK, got it. Thank you ChatGPT; I will talk, listen, and respect my car’s boundaries. I will be supportive (give it as much gas or care as it wants) and always try to have fun with it.

In retrospect, the main difference between a new car and a new girlfriend is that, although being extremely smart and knowledgeable, a new car will never quarrel with you. This is probably why it is called a “smart” car. It might sulk and refuse to do something, but it will never lose its cool or hold a grudge.

I, on the other hand, can ask my car (always politely of course) to repeat a task, and it will always respond positively. And unlike a new girlfriend, my car will always remain well-disposed towards me.

In closing, I want to thank ChatGPT for its wise suggestions, and I will try my best to keep this romance going for a long time.

Thank you for your attention.

Alain

Negotiating with my body

When I was young and foolish, in the morning I would jump out of bed and attack the day with gusto. Now, after a few decades of constant debauchery, I sit down and have a little conversation with my body before getting up.

– Hello partners, how are we doing this morning?

Grumbles, grumbles, grumbles…

– OK, OK, let’s do a quick assessment. Head, how do you feel?
– A little woozy chief, but OK
– Good. Legs, how are you doing?
– A bit wobbly captain, but ready for action…
– Excellent. I know that I can always count on you.
Arms, Hands, Fingers what is your condition?
– Ready for action commander.
– Good. Keep up the good work…
Stomach, are you in a good mood this morning?
– I don’t know… not sure…
– All right Stomach… I understand and sympathize. I will try to take it easy with you today. OK gang, can we make it another day?
– Yes chief.
– Good. It is a unanimous decision… let’s do it!
– Just a minute boss…
– Yes Back, what is it?
– Well, I hate to tell you, but I don’t feel up to the job…
– But you tell me the same thing every morning Back… honestly it is a little irritating…
– I know but I cannot help it… I need attention…
– Listen Back, I sympathize with you, but what else can I do for you? After countless doctor visits, tests, MRIs, surgery, and chiropractic, doctors have absolutely no idea what to do and gave up on you… Come on Back… you can do it… I won’t push you too much… do it for your partners…
– OK, OK, I will do it, but don’t go crazy on me… don’t try anything ridiculous to show off in front of the girls… you are not a spring chicken anymore…
– All right, all right… I promise, no matter what my “любовница” says…
– Don’t listen to her… listen to me… I know much more than she does…
– All right Back, I promise, I will not force you to do anything you cannot do…
– OK bwana, in that case, I will make an extra effort…
– Great! All right gang let’s get up and fight. Let’s show the world what a Tamalou can do.
– Yeah. Let’s make our body great again!
– That’s the spirit! Vamonos amigos!

Alain