Schadenfreude

« Le malheur des uns fait le bonheur des autres. »
The misfortunes of some delight others.

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 IMG_2297Last week in my neighborhood (be still my heart) the price of gas dipped below $3.00 per gallon.
This is the first time since December 2010 that gasoline has been so cheap.

It seems (eh eh eh) that there is a worldwide oil glut. Thanks to the increased American oil production there is too much black gold on the market. Glory be!

The big oil producers (Russia, Saudi Arabia, China, Iran) are not amused.

They critically depend on oil revenues, and when the price of oil falls below $80.00 per barrel they start to squirm.
Governments’ diminished revenues usually translate into cost of living increases, and this usually means trouble at home.
All these countries must keep their often-restive populations relatively quiet, and they do this with the carrot and stick method.
But when their buying power starts to erode significantly people don’t see the carrot anymore. They become fixated with the stick and no government likes that.

Comrade Putin is particularly unhappy. This is an unexpected blow to his ambitions.
Russia is highly dependent on the price of oil and if Vladimir cannot keep his compatriots well disposed toward him, the walls of the Kremlin might not be high enough to keep him on Mother Russia’s throne.
He might (like Marie-Antoinette) tell his people to eat cake, but I don’t think that it is a good idea.

Many western countries are turning a blind eye to human right abuses in other countries in order to continue getting a steady supply of oil.
This could change if oil becomes less relevant.
In politics, friendship is based on self-interest. If you don’t need your friends’ goods anymore, the “friendship” can go sour pretty quickly.

The mutual dependency of Saudi Arabia and America in particular will decrease and change the politics of that region.
Let’s not forget that Wahhabism does not sit well with Americans (or the rest of the civilized world).
If the importance of black gold starts ebbing, so will the strategic alliance between those odd bedfellows.
And feminists will cheer.

The downside of this damn business is that the stock market is taking a big hit.
People holding shares in oil companies are dumping them as quickly as possible.
And as usual, it is the little guy that foots the bill.

But for the time being, let’s rejoice and take advantage of the oil bonanza.
We might never see it again.

Oil is now so cheap that instead of bathing in camel milk as I usually do, I might start soaking in crude.

Alain

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Princess Kate

I did it!

After 2 years without a pet we just adopted a kitty: Princess Kate. That was the name that was on her cage at the adoption center and we decided to keep it.
She looks very regal indeed.

She is a baby, just 5 months old, but she is very poised in spite of her young age.
She is not shy and accepts human beings readily.

The good people at the adoption center told me to first keep her in a small room to gradually let her get used to her surroundings, but I had other ideas.
I wanted Kate to get the lay of the land right away, so I let her wander whether she pleased.

IMG_2254She duly inspected every room, climbed into the bathtub, jumped on my computer station, walked on the keyboard and finally settled in the basket that I had prepared for her in my office. She took to it like a fish to water.
She sniffed the lining, massaged it for a while and without any further ado went for a snooze.
She now looks like she always belonged here.

When it comes to animals, I rely on my own sensory appendages.
I let the beasts come to me instead of me going to them.
It might take a while, but it usually works.

When I was in the army, I started to talk to a new guy who was bunking next to me.
So what do you do in the civilian life? I asked.
I am a car thief, he said.
I said OK, and continued the conversation without blinking an eye.
That was not the reaction he expected from me. He looked a little piqued and asked: does that bother you?
Why should it? My car is not parked in front of the barracks.

He smiled and started to open up. I didn’t have to probe. He spilled all his beans spontaneously.
Jean-Baptiste and I became very good friends.

That’s the way I see it.
If the animal wants your company or attention, he will let you know.
If he is not so inclined, leave him alone.
I have the keys to the “garde-manger” and he usually knows it.

Stay tuned for the further adventures of Princess Kate.

Alain

Women’s Lib

Israeli-Palestinian conflict, Afghan Civil War, Somali Civil War, Islamist insurgency, Libyan conflict, War in Ukraine…
Reading the news is a rather depressing pursuit… That’s why these days I focus on lighter subjects.

I just read in the Los Angeles Times that the new trend among young women is to dye their armpits hair.
“They are dyeing their armpit hair blue, green, red and any other color that suits their fancy.“
By doing so, they are basically rebelling against the prevalent diktat that stipulates that a woman’s body should be totally hair-free.
They want to keep their armpits “au naturel” and I say more power to that!

armpit-hair-sophia-lorenDying instead of shaving is a liberating step forward.
Women shave mainly to feel more attractive, but who said in the first place that a hair-free body is more appealing than an unshaved one?
Many people regard armpit and pubic hair to be highly erotic and wouldn’t dream of asking their women to defoliate.
Gustave Courbet was well aware of it when he painted “L’Origine du monde”.

Trends are usually started by a few rebellious individuals who don’t want to look and feel like anybody else. And fearing to be “uncool” (teenagers worse fear) fashion lemmings follows suit.
There was a time in America when every boy (and man) was sporting a crew cut. It was the manly way to express your masculinity.
Then the Beatles stormed our shores and almost overnight the boys started to grow long hair.
Monkey sees, monkey does!

Every part of the human body has a purpose and so do hair.

“Defuzzing” your armpits or your pubic area is a dopey idea in the first place and defeats the original seduction purpose.
Most sources agree that those areas have something to do with pheromones —“a chemical substance produced and released by the body that can be sexually stimulating to others.”

By shaving those areas, women (or men) eliminate that scent and ruin the original seduction purpose.
Duh!

“Pubic hair removal also irritates and inflames the hair follicles left behind, leaving microscopic open wounds.
When that irritation is combined with the warm moist environment of the genitals, it becomes a happy culture medium for some of the nastiest of bacterial pathogens.”

Philosophically I am against deforestation. It is bad for the environment and bad for humanity.

If you’ve got it, don’t shave it! Flaunt it!

Alain