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“Facts are facts and will not disappear on account of your likes.”
Jawaharlal Nehru (1889 – 1964)

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“Knowledge is power.” You must have heard this expression a thousand times and it is basically true. Then how “powerful” are you and what do you really know about subjects that matter to you?

How knowledgeable are you about Money, Taxes, Technology, Healthcare, Environment, Politics?
Do you know enough about money to invest it wisely? On what side of the digital divide do you stand? Can you fix a simple computer problem? Do you believe in climate change? Or is it a “hoax”? Do you know who your Congressman is? And who are the bad guys in Washington? The Republicans? The Democrats? The Ecologists? All of them?

The awful, pathetic truth is that generally speaking we know very little about what matters most to us and the puppeteers at the top are very careful to keep us in the dark.
“Trust me” is a very popular saying in Washington.

Facts and statistics are like gold nuggets. They are precious but only the well informed know where to pan for it and how to put it to good use.
Today though, thanks in great part to Mr. Gates and Mr. Jobs the computer is your best defensive tool. Before believing anything that you hear or read, it would greatly behoove you to do a little research and check the authenticity of those assertions.

“Be skeptical. Check the author. Check the publisher. Check the sources.”

There are a few non-partisan Fact Checking Websites (Politifact, Factcheck.org, and the Washington Post‘s Fact Checker among them) that can help you to do so.

If you are an average fellow and if you suddenly hit the lottery’s piñata, you are immediately wading in quicksand. What are you going to do with all that dough? Buy a bunch of cars and expensive presents for family and friends? Take a long vacation?
And whom can you really trust to steer you right? A friend, a lawyer, your mistress?

When you come into money, “friends” pop up around you like mushrooms after a spring rain. And some can be very poisonous.

To survive in this dog-eat-dog environment you need protection and your best protection is education. The more you know about a subject, the less appetizing you become to the sharp teeth swindlers circling around you.

Learning is a never-ending process and it is your best life saving jacket.

Alain

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“A good friend is like a four-leaf clover; hard to find and lucky to have.” — Irish Proverb

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Once upon a time, a curious mouse wandered into a house inhabited by a couple of bears. He then proceeded to explore the house from top to bottom. He went from room to room sniffing and examining everything within its reach.
He squeaked with delight when he came across some breadcrumbs left by Papa Bear and Mama Bear.
This looks like a good place to settle in, he thought in petto.

When she first saw the mouse, Mama Bear shrieked and hid behind the kitchen counter.
– Papa Bear she cried, there is a MO– USE in our house. Do something… chase him away.
– Have no fear, said Papa Bear, Bear Force One is here. He went to the broom closet, grabbed a fearful looking corn broom and went after the intruder.

The mouse, upon seeing mountainous Papa Bear exclaimed:

– You would not hit someone smaller than you, would you Monsieur Bear?
– Do you speak French? asked a startled Papa Bear.
– Mais naturellement Monsieur. I went to La Sorbonne in Paris, like all educated people.
– Oh excuse me said Papa Bear. I thought that you were a burglar.
– Not at all, said the mouse. I am an artist looking for a quiet place to perform my art.
– Do you have any money asked Papa Bear?
– Non Monsieur! We artists exchange art for food and lodging, just like Van Gogh, Vermeer, Cezanne did… Money means rien du tout to us. We live for and by art Monsieur.
-I see said Papa Bear scratching his head.

He then called Mama Bear and introduced her to the mouse.
–Enchanté, said the mouse.

Mama Bear blushed and curtsied.
-The pleasure is ours Monsieur.
– What is your name Monsieur asked Papa Bear?
– My name is Cyrano Federov, said the mouse bowing. A votre service.
– Federov you said?
– Yes, I have some Slavic blood flowing through my veins…
– So do we, said Papa Bear. By golly Cyrano, we could be related…
– Everything is possible, said the mouse.
– Well, said Papa Bear, I am a patron of the arts and since we are a blood relatives, we can offer food and lodging in exchange for a few of your creations. And by the way, what is it exactly that you create?
– I paint Monsieur and I sculpt. As a matter of fact, I would be very obliged to you if you would pose for me.
– Pose for you? What an honor Cyrano… But am I not too… fat…?
– Pas du tout Monsieur. Your broadness is a sign of dignified respectability. Henry VIII of England also had a respectable girth…
– Well then, said Papa Bear, since we are in total agreement, why don’t you stay for dinner?
– Vous êtes trop bon Monsieur Bear… I accept.

And that’s how Cyrano Federov became BFF with Papa Bear whose real name by the way was Biff Stroganoff.

Moral of the story: you can be friends with anybody, regardless of size, creed and weight.

Alain

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“Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.”― George Carlin

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 Be careful what you are praying for, you might get it… just like our last election.

After a prolonged drought, Californians were literally crying, praying, even dancing for rain. Following a seemingly endless drenching, they are now crying and praying again for it to stop.

The weather is like the government, always in the wrong.  Jerome K Jerome

Can too much of a good thing be bad? It looks like it. Too much of anything is not good for you. A slice of cake can be gratifying but gobbling the entire “gateau” will make you sick.

To the delight of the people, the prayed-for rain appeared like a Good Samaritan… but behaved like an invading force. It rampaged through the land raping and pillaging at will. It caused heavy flooding, washed hills away, knocked down venerable trees, destroyed roads, bridges, and left many communities without electric power.

When you witness this, can you still doubt climate change? Naysayers are always ready for a quick response, but on the sly they are adding stilts to their houses and buying flood insurance.

Excess of everything (wealth, food, weed, bowling, twitting) is bad for you.
“Excess” if you pay close attention, is a four-letter word in sheep’s clothing. If you are not careful, if will creep up on you and drag you down. It is the traditional monkey on your back (ego) that needs to be constantly fed and won’t let go.

April showers… OK. But a biblical deluge… my ark is not ready yet.

Just like King Midas, be careful what you pray for; you just might get it.

Alain

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