Category: Fourre-tout

Television series often depict emergency services as highly coordinated, with competent and compassionate responders. This is a sugar-coated fairytale.

Real-life experiences can involve long wait times and responders who seem to be pretty cavalier about your welfare. This discrepancy leads to huge frustration during actual emergencies.

Emergencies are stressful and demanding, often requiring immediate and efficient response from first responders. However, the reality of emergency services can sometimes be starkly different from what is often portrayed on television.

I always thought that the responder’s first duty was to control the pain and then seek a solution to the problem. But I was wrong. They don’t seem to care about the pain. Evenings, especially Friday nights, can be particularly challenging for emergency services. The working staff disappears fairly quickly, and the care of patients is left to new or inexperienced people. This means that not all emergencies receive the prompt attention they deserve.

There are instances where first responders seem ill-prepared or unaware of the best course of action during emergencies. This lack of knowledge can lead to inefficiencies and potentially exacerbate the distress of those in need.

One of the most disheartening experiences during an emergency is encountering first responders who appear to be indifferent or even laugh during the rescue effort. Such insensitive behavior is not only unprofessional but is deeply hurtful to those who are suffering.

While many first responders are dedicated and skilled professionals, the system is far from being faultless. The challenges faced on busy nights, lack of preparedness, and occasional insensitive behavior highlight the need for improvements in training and resource allocation.

To improve the first attendants’ skills and manners, it might be a novel idea to temporarily hire television actors to teach them some acting skills. When you are in physical pain, compassionate words and actions are a must.

Bridging the gap between the dramatized portrayal of emergency services on television and the real-life experience is essential to ensure that those in need receive the timely and compassionate care they deserve.

Alain

Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.
Welcome to the Kingdom of Sterilizia, where, for most citizens, cleanliness truly is next to godliness.

Every morning begins with a grand ritual of sterilization. At dawn, the faithful rise, don their holy biohazard suits, and endeavor to disinfect every inch of their homes. The ritual would be incomplete without scrubbing the ceilings, for in Sterilizia, even gravity cannot be trusted to repel those innocent-looking buggers.

The Cleanse Wardens are the elite guardians who uphold the kingdom’s immaculate standards. Clad in antiseptic armor, they patrol the streets equipped with germ detectors and won’t hesitate to summon the Sanitizer Swat Brigade at the first sign of perceived contamination.

In Sterilizia, harboring and abetting dirt is considered a very grave transgression. Offenders (like me) risk being exiled to Filthoria—a realm where grime reigns supreme, and yet, astonishingly, life still flourishes. Filthorians seem to embrace untidiness and appear largely unaffected by it.

The annals of Sterilizia are rich with legends of cleanliness. The most revered among them is the tale of Sir Sanitizealot, who vanquished the Dust Dragon using an array of sophisticated cleaning weapons. His heroic deeds are celebrated annually in a grand festival dedicated to promoting cleanliness.

But as you leave the extra-clean kingdom of Sterilizia, remember: a little dirt never hurt anyone. Relax and let the little Dustbuggers roam free for a while longer. Embrace life’s messiness and find a balance between cleanliness and a touch of laissez-faire.

After all, it’s not the germs we’ve conquered that matter, but the memories—whether dirty or clean—we’ve created along the way.

Now repeat after me: “I shall not be afraid of dust and shall try my best to commiserate with the wretched sinners who live among us. Amen!”

Alain

Sooner or later, alas, we will all have to go under the knife. Regardless of status or wealth, at some point, a part of our body will malfunction and require attention. Unfortunately, our precious body doesn’t come with a lifetime warranty, and eventually, we will all have to visit the “repair shop” to replace or fix a defective part.

Few of us ever consider that our bodies consist of countless invisible parts. Like faithful servants, they carry out our wishes without hesitation, without question, without complaint. You don’t need to instruct them—they simply know what to do.

But what happens when one of these staunch allies suddenly refuses to work? The experience is both shocking and frustrating, akin to the betrayal of a trusted friend or lover.

Two days ago, I found myself in the hospital for some minor surgery. Perhaps due to legal precautions, the hospital staff meticulously documented every detail about me and the upcoming procedure.

A few minutes before surgery, as I lay in a small hospital bed, a serious-looking nurse conducted a thorough interview. “What is your name? When were you born? What do you eat? What do you drink? Do you smoke? Do you have any implants?”

Strangely, this interview reminded me of a “speed dating” show I had once watched. In this game, you spend five or ten minutes with a potential partner to determine compatibility. Based on my answers, it seemed the nurse and I were a perfect match—ready to tie the knot.

Then, after sticking a multitude of needles and tubes into my unwilling body, somebody placed a mask over my face and sent me flying on a short journey to outer space.

A few hours later, as I slowly resurfaced from my spatial flight, I realized something was off. I couldn’t feel my right hand or fingers. The sensation-or, or rather, the complete lack of it—was so unnatural that it took me a few moments to grasp what was happening.

I was born right-handed, and for my entire life, I unconsciously relied on my right hand for almost every task. It had always been my dominant side—strong, dependable, and never failing me. Then, suddenly, out of the blue, it was as if my right hand no longer existed. When I tried to touch it with my left hand, there was nothing—no sensation at all.

My left hand had always had it easy, playing a supporting role while my right hand handled anything intricate or precise. And now, to my utter frustration, my right arm and hand were useless. I had no choice but to delegate everything to my left hand. Try eating with your non-dominant hand when you’ve spent a lifetime using the other—it’s not impossible, but it certainly feels awkward.

Fortunately, this incapacity didn’t last as long as my previous failed attempt. After two days of near powerlessness, my right hand is finally starting to recover. It can once again work in harmony with my left, and vice versa.

To touch is akin to a kiss—one of the most profound sensations a living being can experience. Without touching, you can live but not exist.

Alain