Stumped by the stubble

I know that there are many very serious questions in this world that beg for answers, but they are way beyond my control and I won’t even try to address them.

On the other hand, I can talk about something more personal.

Aug 13, 2011I am a curious person. I always try to understand how things work and what motivates people. For instance, it seems to me that many actors more often than not sport a three-day stubble.
I wonder why?

Take Tom Cruise for instance. I have seen the lad on TV quite a few times and I think that he has a great smile, but the persistent stubble on his chin is a little bit disconcerting.
Is he out of razor blades? Is he allergic to shaving cream? Does he have a religious thing about shaving? Is there something in Scientology that forbids him to trim the bush?
Very puzzling indeed.

I don’t shave every day, but if I were invited to appear on television to share some thoughts with my fans, I’d make a little effort to mow the lawn.

But I could have it wrong. I might be so hopelessly out of touch that I am unaware that the clean look is out and the stubble is in.
You’ll have to forgive me; I appear so infrequently on television that I don’t remember what the proper etiquette is.

And I am not good looking… not in the usual sense anyway.
I am ruggedly handsome but I am not a show stopping kind of guy. And I wouldn’t want to be.
Being handsome is a tiresome thing, and it is also fleeting.

I am often shocked when I see older show-biz personalities on TV talk shows. Where are the young, dashing heroes of my youth? Could it be that this tired old geezer was the swashbuckling, girl-getting hero of yesteryear?
Could it be that this fat, eerie looking woman was the sex bombshell of the fifties?
Good Lord!

I am satisfied to be insignificant looking. Nobody is ever going to question my stubble, query me about my love life or about the skeletons in my closet.
Thank you Lord for making me so trivial looking.

But I still would like to know why the scruffy look is in and why the girls go for it.
So Tom, if you have a few minutes to spare, please drop me a line and give me the scoop.
And let’s do lunch, OK?

Alain

 

La Der des Ders

July 28, 2014 marked the one hundred year anniversary of the beginning of World War One.
The Great War yielded 16 million deaths and 21 million wounded, for a grand total of 37 millions casualties.

Those who fought that war thought (hoped) that it would be what the French called “la Der des Ders”, roughly meaning “ the war to end all wars”.
Never again they said.

One hundred years later, instead of the universal peace dreamed by the veterans of that horrendous conflict, there are at least 30 major wars or civil unrests taking place around the world and people dying by the thousands.

Contrarily to what many people think, wars are not the result of conflicting ideologies. They are caused mainly by envy and the widening gap between the Haves and Have Nots.

Envy is defined in The Merriam-Webster dictionary as:

“A feeling of discontented or resentful longing aroused by someone else’s possessions, or quality of life”.

One hundred years ago, people living in underdeveloped countries had not the faintest idea of what life in industrialized nations was like.
Today thanks to television and the Internet, the poorest people on this planet know what’s going on in rich countries and they long for the same lifestyle.

This longing is exploited by a few extremists who take advantage of the resentment of their people to preach a Holy War against western culture that will bring about peace, justice and prosperity.
Fat chance!

Disaffected youth living under inept and corrupt regimes are easy prey to a rhetoric that promises heaven on earth, and since the world is awash in weapons and idle young people, it is relatively easy to start a conflict.

Unfortunately, the aftermaths of conflicts are often worse than the conflicts themselves.
The common people find themselves often worst off under new regimes than under the regimes they brought down.

The French Revolution gave birth to “La Terreur” (the Terror) where tens of thousands of (often innocent) people were sent to the guillotine.
After this slaughter, the fate of the commoners was not significantly improved.

The Russian Revolution produced the Red Terror that was a thousand times worse than the excesses of the French Revolution.
Bolshevik extremists, under Lenin’s directions, executed hundred of thousands of “enemies of the people”.
The commoners fell under the yoke of the Communist party, a fate probably worse than living under the Romanovs.

The Chinese Revolution was not any better.

Then there was the Iranian Revolution.
Are the Iranians living under a barbarous theocracy happier today than under the Shah?

And then we have the never-ending Palestinian-Israeli conflict.

The people of the Gaza strip undoubtedly look with envy at the prosperity of Israel.
That’s what we want they surely think, but are afraid to say so.
They are coerced to believe that only the destruction of Israel will give them what they yearn for: peace, justice and prosperity.

But judging by what’s happening in neighboring countries, even if Israel were eradicated from the Middle East, peace would not flourish in that region.
There are too many enmities and ancient tribal and religious conflicts in this part of the world to attain a lasting peace.

Iraq, Syria, Libya, Lebanon, Egypt, Yemen, Ethiopia, Somalia are in a state of war or undeclared war.
Their past histories should be a lesson for the Arab world but the Arabs are too busy killing themselves to pay attention to those minor details.

Israel is a convenient scapegoat for their resentment and if it did not exist it would have to be invented.

The first thing to do to stop this bloody non-sense would be for Hamas to unequivocally recognize Israel’s right to exist and abjure violence.
But Hamas leader Khaled Meshaal ensconced in Qatar (far away from violence and destruction) won’t have any of it.
In a recent interview with CBS news, he reiterated his refusal to recognize Israel’s right to exist.
There cannot be peace as long as Israel exists!

What do you do with a neighbor who swore to kill you and would rather see his entire family annihilated rather than to negotiate?
Isn’t it what loony bins are for?

France and Germany managed to become friends after three bloody wars and millions of casualties.
There is absolutely no reason why the Arab world and Israel cannot achieve the same results.
All it takes are courageous men on both sides, but unfortunately they seem to be in short supply in this part of the world where vendettas and human sacrifices still endure.

Alain

 

The battle of July 27

Whenever I attend a pétanque event, I am driven by two passions: my love of pétanque and my love of photography.
But since I cannot devote the same attention to both mistresses simultaneously, they don’t cohabit peacefully.
Either I play pétanque and neglect photography, or I refrain from pétanque and devote all my time to pictures taking.
A difficult choice, for alas you can’t have your cake and eat it too.

When taking pictures, I basically use two cameras named respectively Little Boy and Big Mama.
Little Boy is a tiny camera (3.9 x 1.1 x 2.3 inches) and weighing 7.7 ounces.
It is easy to carry and better suited for close-up shots.
Big Mama is much more substantial. It is bulky, equipped with a long-range lens and weighs probably fifty times more than Little Boy.
It is best used in sporting events.

This preamble to tell you that yesterday,  for the sake of convenience, I used mainly Little Boy instead of Big Mama and I am not pleased with results.
Only the pictures of the winners were taken with Big Mama and it shows.
I will rely on Big Mama next time.

But let’s talk about the main event.

Yesterday, thirteen (13) select triplettes gathered to compete for Big Dough and everlasting glory.

They were as follows:

  1. Ken Lee/Brendan Cohen/Carlos Couto
  2. Alain Efron/Henry Wessel/Calvert Barron
  3. John Morris/Cody Morris/Marie-Anne Curley
  4. Barbara Howard/Susi Garcia/Tamara Whitney
  5. Terese Pullock/Beth Lysten/Carolina Jones
  6. Larry Cragg/Christine Cragg/Claudie Chourré
  7. Erin McTaggart/Narin Garrett/Barbara Hall
  8. Bleys Rose/Bernard Passmar/Jean-Michel Poulnot
  9. Joe La Torre/Frosty Sabo/Susan Holbert
  10. PJ Malette/Antoine Lofaro/Patrick Vaslet
  11. Hans Kurz/Wolfgang Kurz/Peter Wellington
  12. J-Claude Etallaz/Minette Etallaz/J-Claude Bunand
  13. Holly Sammons/Shannon Bowman/Nicole Coughlin

The weather was good. Not as hot as in previous days and cooled by a little breeze. The leafy canopy of our trees also helped.

Coffee and croissants (donated by Ken Lee) were served in the morning and 3 (timed) thirteen points games were played before lunch to separate the pros from the amateurs.

For this occasion, my chosen partners were “Big Henry” Wessel and Southern Belle Calvert Barron.
I daresay that we made an excellent team and deserve all the (short term) glory that we gathered that day.

We started the day very auspiciously by winning our first 3 games and becoming eligible to play with the Big Boys in the Concours.

After a lunch break, we won another equally satisfying game by defeating Le Facteur and his letter carriers.
Then, (maybe because I broke my dietary oath and indulged in an ice-cream) we were crushed 13/0 by Hans Kurz and his posse.

This by the way reinforces my belief in Karma.

We previously defeated J-C Etallaz, J.C Bunand and Minette Etallaz: 13/0
Following that, Hans Kurz and his team trounced us: 13/0
They in turn got their just retribution when in the finals Lofaro and his gang savaged them by a score of 13/1.

You should believe what I already told you, what goes around comes around…

The final results:

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Concours:

1st place: Antoine Lofaro, PJ Malette, Patrick Vaslet: $30.00 each
2nd place: H. Kurz, W. Kurz, P. Wellington: $22.00 each
3rd place: L. Cragg, C. Cragg, C. Chourré: $13.00 each
4th place: H. Wessel, C. Barron, A. Efron: $0.00 each (I just had to mention our names).

Consolante:

1st place: Bleys Rose, J.M. Poulnot, Bernard Passmar: $13.00 each
2nd place: John Morris, Cody Morris, Marie-Anne Curley: $10.00 each

Watch what you are doing, Karma awaits you!

Alain (aka La Foudre)

PS: To look at photos of this event and listen to the accompanying background music, turn the sound on, and click on the link “My Photos” located on the right side of this page.