Laughter therapy

Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.
Mark Twain

Totally agree with you mister Clemens!
Laughter (except maybe for the Roman Gladius sword) is the best defensive and offensive weapon of all times.
It is also the best shield against intolerance and narrow-mindedness. And Heavens knows that we need that!

It is difficult to prevent people from laughing, but some prigs will try it.
Bülent Arınç (a “mildly Islamic” Turkish politician) thinks that Turkish women must remain “decent” and “not laugh uproariously in public”.
WTF dude? Threatened by the weaker sex? Phooey! Double phooey!

Let’s not forget that laughter is therapeutic. And Instead of prescribing an ever-increasing array of horse pills, doctors should offer Nitrous oxide (laughing gas) or ten straight episodes of Seinfeld to their patients. It would be cheaper and more effective than those bloody pills.

A German asks a Mexican if they have any Jews in Mexico. The Mexican says, “Sí señor, we have orange jews, apple jews, and grape jews!”

Didn’t you chuckle? Of course you did! And don’t you feel better? Of course you do!
I suspect that people who don’t laugh are permanently constipated.

To stop conflicts you should make people laugh.
For instance Sunnis and Shias are slaughtering each other for some obscure reason.
If one Sunni comedian could perform in front of a bunch of Shias and make them laugh, much bloodshed could be avoided.
Or, he could kill them all with laughter.

Laughter is also very appealing.

Marilyn Monroe radiant“If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything.”
Marilyn Monroe

I believe that Norma Jean. You don’t have to ply a woman with drinks and precious stones to seduce her. Just make her laugh and she is yours.

To sum it up, laugh whenever you can. Laugh at everybody and everything. Nothing is sacred. If it is, for goodness sake, quickly desacralize it with laughter.

Alain

Thank you to Carolina Jones for providing me with the following video:

https://youtu.be/jLI6VA40oUs

Golden Boy

I have not bitched for a while. This situation is stressful and unhealthy.
Keeping a stiff upper lip and emotions bottled up is a dangerous combination.
Just like hydrogen gas, it might blow up unexpectedly.
It is wise to remember that “a bitch a day keeps the shrink away.”

But before I start venting, I would like to salute William Bruce Jenner.
Because it takes a lot of balls to do what this man just did.

At age 65 Bruce Jenner went public, and announced that he is a transgender and will transition to womanhood.
This is a very gutsy decision and it takes a lot of heart to do that.

gal-olympians-6-jpgBruce Jenner. The Golden Boy. Decathlon Gold medal winner at the 1976 Summer Olympics held in Montreal.
All American hero. The embodiment of virility. The perfect male specimen. Father of 6 children.

After a lifetime of pretending, in an emotional TV interview with Diane Sawyer, Bruce comes clean and said in that he never felt comfortable being a man. He might have had the physical attributes of a male, but deep in his heart, Bruce always felt like woman.

Contrarily to what some fools assert, you are born a transgender, lesbian or homosexual, and there is no “cure” for it.
So you may as well embrace who you really are.

And it is becoming easier, thanks to courageous people like Bruce.

Nobody chose to be homosexual or transgender. It is a fluke of nature.
For a long time LGBT people (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender) were ridiculed and discriminated against.
To change this perception takes a few ballsy celebrities. These people are different, but not weird.
And what business of yours is it anyway to interfere with their lifestyle?

I applaud Bruce’s decisions to go public and choose a way of life he feels most comfortable with.
No matter what happens, he is still an Olympic champion and nobody can take this away from him.
In my eyes, he is the embodiment of determination and courage!

So long Bruce and may the wind always be at your back.

“May neighbors respect you,
The angels protect you,
The angels protect you,
And heaven accept you.”

I am now too tired to bitch but take heart, I’ll be back soon with plenty to “kvetch” about.

Alain

Tot zo Colette!

“Everyone has the power to make someone happy, some by entering a room, others by leaving it.”

IMG_1684And Colette Van Der Meulen is one of those people. She always made everybody happy by entering a room.

As you probably know, Colette is leaving California to settle in New Mexico.
While wishing her the best, I am sorry (I think we all are) to see our little Dutch “meisje” go.
We all liked her smile, her laugh, her good-humored nature and her competitive spirit.
I also had the pleasure to meet her mother and her sister (Monique) and I was not a bit surprised to find them all extremely “simpatico”.

IMG_6225I always enjoyed playing pétanque with Colette. She took the game very seriously and concentrated on each shot.
She started as a “pointer”, but I always encouraged her to try her hand at “shooting”. She followed my advice and when in a bind she didn’t hesitate to throw her boule forcefully.
More often that not she succeeded and you could then see the rosy glow on her cheeks.

IMG_1085Colette left but she said that she wouldn’t forget us and fly back for some of our tournaments.
We are counting on it.

Van der Meulen by the way is the name of a person who lived at a mill or was a miller.

There are many famous Van Der Meulen.

Goodbye Colette. Our loss, New Mexico’s gain.
A bientôt ! We are holding a warm place in our hearts for you.

Gezelligheid kent geen tijd (Time spent together is time well spent.)

Alain