Uberification

It is “déjà vu” all over again.

French revolutionBlocked streets, smashed or overturned cars, burning tires, scuffles.
The French are at it again. Doing what they do best. Protest.
When I say French, this time I mean Parisian cab drivers even though all French are born with a “protest “gene.

They are angry at the “Uberification” of their profession.
Unfair competition they say.

Maybe, but first who/what is Uber and why is it such a bugaboo?

Uber is an American international company headquartered in San Francisco, California.
It created and exploits the Uber mobile app, which allows consumers with smartphones to request a car ride from private individuals.

How do you use that thing?

First, you must download the (free) Uber application to your smartphone.
Then you authorize Uber to access your location.
Next you enter your email address and a mobile phone number.
You create a Password.
You enter your First name and Last name.
And finally, you enter a credit card number.

Et voila! You are now part of a growing club whose members can summon a ride at the click of a button.

When you first access Uber on your smartphone, you must select a pickup location, then a destination.

  • You then select the car best suited for your ride (sedan or van)
  • You tap “Set Pickup Location” to request your ride.
  • You tap Fare Estimate to see the range of fares for your trip.
  • At the end of a ride, the complete fare is automatically billed to the customer’s credit card.

As you can see, it is very efficient and customers overwhelmingly like it. But cab drivers don’t. Naturellement!

So what’s the big fuss all about anyway?

The cab drivers’ union argues that amateur drivers don’t have to pay a licensing fee ($270,000 in France) to operate their vehicle and that gives them an unfair competitive advantage.
Again maybe.

But the Uber technology is much more efficient (and often cheaper) than the antiquated taxicabs’ monopoly.
And it is not up to the taxi drivers to decide what’s best for the customers. It is the other way around.

In spite of the present ruckus, the transition to Uber technology is inevitable; it is effective and people want it.
And tellingly big smart venture capital (Google) is backing it.

Today’s cab drivers are like stagecoach drivers. A thing of the past.
So cabbies, you must adapt or perish.
If you cannot beat them, it would be wise to join them… and many cab drivers have already done so.

Of course there are still a few kinks in the system but I would bet my bottom dollar that Uber will prevail.

So what do you prefer? Chasing a taxicab or being wooed by it.

A no-brainer!

Alain

“The best path towards reform would be for cities to abolish the need for medallions, by allowing anyone within reason who wishes to drive—whether for cab or rideshare companies—to do so.” Forbes magazine

 

Baby versus pussy

IMG_4817I am an unabashed cat lover. I just lôôôve those furry little beasts.
As you know, I am also a shutterbug and I always keep a camera handy.
That’s why I have a lot of pictures of my cat.
Because from birth to burial a cat is always alluring, supremely photogenic.
So yes, I have a lot of pictures of Kate.

My wife has always been mildly interested in photography, but last week everything suddenly changed.
She became a GRANDMOTHER and by a weird coincidence she developed a strange addiction.
She suddenly became a passionate snapshooter.

I might have inadvertently contributed to this problem by presenting her with an iPad Air 2.
I just didn’t think.
Now she is relentlessly shooting and hoarding pictures of the little suckling, and she doesn’t miss an occasion to show off.

She might not have (yet) as many pictures of the baby as I have of Kate but she is gaining ground frighteningly fast.
And I really don’t understand why.

I don’t dislike babies, though I think very young ones rather disgusting.
Queen Victoria

I wouldn’t dare to disagree Ma’am.

A cat, from birth to paradise is a star. But unlike Hollywood stars, in spite of the passing years it never needs a facelift.
And apart from ripping off curtains, sofas, bedspreads and a few other items, a cat is instantly potty-trained.
Could you say the same thing about a baby?

“I can’t think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.”
Douglas Feaver

Isn’t this true or am making this up?

And kids are useless for a long period of time.
Cats on the other hand are instantly productive and helpful.
They fertilize the garden ground with their droppings and keep an eye on unwanted critters, like occasional squirrels or marauding rats.
They also open the mail and work as part-time paper shredders.
Could you say the same thing about the rugrat?

So really, how could you even think of comparing a baby with a CAT?
Let’s be serious…

There is just a (very) slight inconvenient with mousers:

“The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.”
Paula Poundstone

 It is because they are just so supremely cool!
And unlike babies, they like their milk shaken, not stirred.

Alain

Sugar babies

“Love is a concept invented by poor people.”
Brandon Wade, founder and CEO of SeekingArrangement

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According to the latest issue of the Economist“Nearly three-quarters of the graduates now leaving America’s colleges are saddled with debt. On average, they owe $35,051.

As the cost of university has risen, so has the number of “sugar babies” who pay for it by selling companionship and sex to wealthy older men. Monthly pay for this is typically about $3,000, though some “sugar daddies” offer much more. According to SeekingArrangement, a firm based in Las Vegas, two-thirds of sugar-baby graduates have no student debt.”

Well, well, well…

♫ Times they are a-changin..

It is true that today wimpy morality (the distinction between right or wrong) doesn’t have a chance against money juggernauts.

And society is not as uptight as it used to be. Not too long ago, pregnant unmarried girls were stigmatized and embarrassed by their condition. But no more. Single mothers are now a dime a dozen.
Today they are defiantly putting their bulging stomach on display. Look at me… I have a bun in the oven and I am not married.

Sex before marriage used to be frowned upon. Now it is common practice, starting in high school and being kept alive and well in retirement homes.

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My Sugar Baby

Sugar babies are above all entrepreneurial and pragmatic. They justify their behavior with logical reasons.
If I don’t do it, somebody else will. And I am not hurting anyone.
No matter what, during my four years of college I will have some sex. So I may as well do it with somebody who will pay for it and keep me pampered.
And mature sugar daddies are more considerate and generous than impoverished young studs.

That’s why Sugar Babies are seeking “arrangements”; business agreements with no strings attached.

It is said that regular sex boost brainpower. So, with regular sex you are probably a better student and can graduate in three years instead of four, thus saving more money.
And as a bonus you burn at least 200 calories during a 30 minutes sexual romp.
Nothing but positive feedback.

But the nagging question remains: how close is this practice to prostitution?
Because there is a very thin line between this “arrangement” and the world’s “oldest profession”.

But then, who are we to stigmatize prostitution?
If on her own free will a woman decides to monetize her charms, it is her  own damn business.

“I don’t understand why prostitution is illegal.  Selling is legal.  Fucking is legal.  Why isn’t selling fucking legal?  You know, why should it be illegal to sell something that’s perfectly legal to give away?”
George Carlin (1937-2008)

Alain