I recently acquired a new iPhone—a compact powerhouse brimming with features. It is loaded with bells and whistles that, while not essential, are undeniably attractive to the younger set.
In the early days, cordless phones were simple but clunky, designed with a single purpose: efficient communication. The focus was on function, not flair. That’s all changed. Today’s iPhones are sleek, packed with tech, and look like they were designed by nerds… for nerds.
A modern smartphone feels like a “challenge the beast, and it will answer” machine. Fry an egg? Maybe not quite, but it can do almost anything you can imagine, from navigating your day to detonating an explosive device.
But to fully appreciate this technology, you need the “keys to the kingdom.” And only nerds (and underage kids) seem to be able to ride this wild beast.
“The wonderful thing with nerds is that they’re enthusiasts. Not having a life means you get to love things with a passion, and nobody bothers you about it.” — John Burnside
The iPhone 16 is so advanced it is almost intimidating. And don’t think you can just take it out of the box and go. Nenni ma mie! You’ll need to study the manual, and the instructions are more complex than highway regulations.
And it’s not just about convenience; smartphones can also be a liability. They contain your entire life, and if someone—whether it’s the police, your wife, or your mistress decides to look through it, you might have more to worry about than you thought.
I’m not saying the iPhone is without value. Far from it. But its potential for trouble can sometimes outweigh its benefits. With a smartphone, your location is always traceable, and if you’re ever caught in a dubious situation, the consequences could be significant.
This is why some people now juggle multiple phones—to keep up with the demands of their bosses, partners, and even a paramour or two.
“Don’t we all know why nerds do what they do? To get money, which leads to popularity, which leads to girls.” — Zadie Smith
At the end of the day, isn’t that what it’s all about?
So, come over to the nerd side and show off your adventurous streak.
Alain