“When the missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land. They said ‘Let us pray.’ We closed our eyes. When we opened them we had the Bible and they had the land.”
Desmond Tutu
Occasionally, when playing pétanque I am called upon to make a crucial shot.
I then ask a few deities to help me triumph over my enemies.
And sometimes it works. I strike the opponents’ boule out of the way and save the game.
This unequivocally proves to me that when you need help it is better to call on a few friends rather than on a single individual.
So, I wonder why people pray only to one patron saint at a time? It does not make sense to me.
In a battle, you don’t rely on a single horseman; you rely on the entire cavalry brigade.
Whom do people pray to anyway?
The Virgin Mary? Jesus? Allah? Abraham? Satan? Lady Gaga?
I don’t know why, but mortals usually besiege a single deity, and it not very effective.
My advice: when in dire straits, diversify! Don’t be sectarian! Don’t restrict yourself to a single do-gooder. Pray to everybody. This is not the time to be picky!
And it is not more strenuous to do mass-mailing mass praying to half a dozen gods than to a single individual.
By their own admission some people pray constantly. Three or four times a day, even more. The Virgin Mary or Satan must be tired of listening to all those people because as George Bernard Shaw said, “Most people do not pray; they only beg.”
The gods must feel like getting robocalls. “This guy has been calling me 3 times a day every day for the last six months; I am getting tired of his whining…”
My advice: if you pray, do it sensibly. Be brief; go the point. Don’t tie up the lines. Don’t bother the Big Guys with your endless money or marital woes…
Don’t bother them every five minutes, but when you really need help, go for equal opportunity praying. Ask them all… nicely but as briefly as you can.
Time is precious and the gods’ attention is fleeting.
So again, when in need of assistance, address all the deities that you can think of. One of them is going be less busy than the others and might grant you your wish.
Maybe… but don’t hold your breath.
Alain
“Honk if you love Jesus… Text while driving if you want to meet him.”