Paradox

Politicians fascinate because they constitute such a paradox; they are an elite that accomplishes mediocrity for the public good. George Will.

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Well my friends, get used to it. Life is full of paradoxes.

For instance, when you elect to get a cat from a shelter they ask you a bunch of pointed questions such as:

  • Are you 21?
  • How much are you willing you spend on a pet?
  • Do you have a veterinarian?
  • Do you plan on having children?
  • Do you own a home or rent?
  • Do you have a fenced backyard?

The shelter also specifies that all adopted animals should be indoor pets and that they will be neutered and fitted with a microchip implant.

But it seems that when people are planning (or not) to make a baby, nobody bothers to ask the same pertinent questions:

  • Are you 21?
  • How much are you willing you spend on this kid?
  • Do you have job?
  • Do you own or rent?
  • Do you have a fenced backyard?

Adopting a pet implies responsibilities, but shouldn’t the same (even more rigorous) guidelines also apply to the children making business?
Procreating is a very serious line of work and before going at it shouldn’t people answer satisfactorily all the above questions?
It seems obvious to me.

Alain

Warning: If you cannot answer all the last questions satisfactorily and still persist in making babies, you might be spayed and fitted with a microchip implant.