This column is not afraid to tackle hairy subjects, and that’s why today I will speak about hair, all kinds of hairs, wherever they are.
I have read again and again on the Internet and in some magazines that young women are now favoring the so-called “bikini wax” look, the epilation of all pubic hair in and around the pubic area.
To this, I will politely say “what’s wrong with you half-witted broads?”
Is it another case of “monkey sees, monkey does” so common today among teenagers and young “adults”?
I think it is.
I have read that the total removal of pubic hair, such as a full Brazilian Wax (very painful) is considered by some men to be erotic and glamorous.
Poppycock!
A natural untrimmed pubic area is definitely more visually appealing and stimulating than a bare crotch.
If you want true eroticism, just have a look at a painting called “L’origine du monde”, by Realist French painter Gustave Courbet. Musée d’Orsay.
By comparison, a bare crotch looks as erotic as a plucked chicken.
Hairs are where they are for a good reason and messing with Mother Nature is never a good idea.
I understand that some men are jumping on the bandwagon and also going for the bare look. It is probably the same kind of men who are sticking rings and safety pins in the most unlikely areas of their body.
You could expect this from men like Anthony Weiner, the creepy sexting New York mayoral candidate (who would be more than happy by the way to send a picture of his crotch), but not from real men.
Real men are staunchly against GMO (Genetically Modified Organisms) and prefer their food and women “au naturel”.
In spite of what Hollywood rags and porn sites are telling you, stop fooling with Mother Nature and stick to what she wisely gave you.
Alain