Every morning while chomping on fruit and oatmeal, I scan the news on the Internet.
Obama in China… Ukraine… Iraq… Ferguson… banks fined (about time)… Kim Kardashian…
What is she up to now? Another provocative selfie?
No siree! This time she went all out with a spectacular display of her most valuable asset.
In Paper magazine’s front cover, Kim Kardashian exposes her fabulous naked oil lathered “derrière » in all its splendor.
It is a perfect, very professional shot and a PR masterstroke for the publicity seeking diva.
As a matter of fact, some people seem to think that it is too perfect (especially that unbelievable thin waist) and suspect that Photoshop might have something to do with these amazing curves.
But let’s not have an ass-inine discussion.
It is obvious that Kimmie is a narcissistic exhibitionist bent on attracting attention, but this time she succeeded beyond her wildest dream.
The Internet is ablaze with pictures of her famed caboose.
Many people believe that this provocative move was orchestrated by her dour looking husband/promoter Kanye West.
She is his personal property and he seems to think that all the attention paid to his wife will favorably reflect on him.
That remains to be seen. The creation sometimes overshadows the creator.
It is interesting to note that over the years, the emphasis of a woman’s anatomy has shifted from top to bottom.
Twenty years ago, boobs reigned supreme. The bigger the better.
Today more attention is paid to the rear end and ever-alert fashionistas have taken notice.
They will wear tight fitting clothes showcasing their gluteus maximus, and if not satisfied with the effect they will seek butt enhancement.
Today’s derriere has to be bigger, rounder and firmer and women will spare no expense to reach that Holy Grail.
There is no question that sex sells, and Kimmie undoubtedly will reap nice dividends for exposing her ass-tonishing assets.
I wouldn’t be the least surprised to see her soon in a national commercial, but better her than any carpet cleaning infomercial.
Alain