- Office workers make the best husbands. When they come home they are not tired and they already read the paper.
- Ugliness is superior to beauty, because it lasts longer.
- If you want to make a living, you have got to work. If you want to become rich, you need to find something else. Alphonse Karr.
- A bore is a person, who continuously talks about himself, when I want to talk about myself. Sacha Guitry.
- If you don’t go to people’s funerals, they won’t come to yours. Anonymous.
- A jury is a group of twelve people of average intelligence, united by chance, who has to decide who (the accused or the victim) has the better lawyer. Herbert Spencer.
- A bad experience is more valuable than a good advice.
- If somebody licks your boots, give him a good kick before he starts biting you. Paul Valery.
- After the Gladiator fights were abolished, Christians invented conjugal life.
- Why should you waste your time contradicting a woman ? It is much simpler to wait until she changes her mind. Jean Anouilh.
